This is SERIOUSLY lame. I mean really, check this out:
"There are so many different reasons to hold a Pampered Pooch Party in your dogs honor. We’ve listed below just a few ideas, yet we’re happy to entertain any additional party ideas.
Dog Weddings are become more and more popular. We would be happy to plan that special day for your pooch and their beloved “best” pup. Please contact us (T, link here) for more details.
Special Occasions
1. Wedding
2. BarkMitzvah
3. Puppy Graduation
4. Pooch Adoption
5. Birthday Party
6. Memorial Party
7. Spaw party
8. Tea Party
9. Beach Party
10. Howl-oween Costume Party
11. Dog Play (private dog instruction teaching new tricks)
12. Valentines Day Party
13. Christmas Party or Holiday Party
14. Best Dressed Pooch Party
15. Puppy Shower
16. Art Gallery Party
17. French Party
18. Cinqo de Mayo Party
…… anything is possible!"
Are you serious? Dog weddings, puppy graduation? If you are the kind of person to go out and blow $1000 on a party for your dog you should be ashamed of yourself. I don't care if you are a billionaire and dropping $1k is like dropping a penny out of your pocket. Your time and resources would be better spent helping people that would actually appreciate your help and the fact that you've made a difference in their lives. I'm certain that a month from now your dog won't remember the fancy Carmel party you threw for it when it poops on your bed or chews on your slipper. We (in the first world) have advanced to the point where people have enough to meet their basic needs and live comfortably and we then go off the deep end with stupid stuff like this. The next time I go to donate blood I'm going to request that my blood does NOT go to a person that threw a Carmel Dog Party. Losers.
Posted by troutm8 at August 23, 2007 08:55 PM